I was outside hitting bongs with a couple of friends the other day when we started having a talk about inanimate objects, and what inanimate object we would be if we could be anything. I ended up thinking about possibly the best answer (because I was high, of course).
If I could be any inanimate object, I would be a stop sign for the three following reasons:
1) Everybody who came across me would be forced to respect me. Otherwise, the law would be out to get them.
2) I would never have a problem communicating with anyone, seeing as how the only message that I need to get across, "STOP", is written on me.
3) I've always wanted to see a car crash, but have never seen one. This would definitely be the best place to do so.
BOOM.
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